Mystery House



In Which a Mysterious Box Arrives


Hmm.  FedEx.  Weighs a ton.  Only one person would send us a FedEx this heavy and covered with duct tape.  Yup.  It’s from the M.E.’s father.  This could be anything.


Okay….it’s a plastic bag.  Some sort of new Christmas gift wrapping technique, perhaps?  The ties are red, at least.  Clearly, the M.E.’s mother had nothing to do with wrapping it–this could really be anything.


Best to let the inspector have a look at it first.


He’s finding it VERY interesting.  What could it be?


The inspector calls in reinforcements to assist with opening the bag.  (Just in case.)


Extra sniffing is required.


Ooh!  Could it be?


It is!  Organic oranges, grapefruit, lemons and avocados from my FIL’s trees, picked the morning they were shipped.  Believe me, the fruit in the store tastes like citrus-colored crayons compared to this stuff.  I see some really amazing ambrosia in our future.  Thanks, Dad!  Now this is Christmas.

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  1. * Chris says:

    Yum!

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  2. * Jeanne says:

    Jealous!

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  3. * CursingMama says:

    Ummmmmm – fruit has been sketchy here lately – those look fantastic!

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  4. * bezzie says:

    Hot dang, for a second I thought it was going to be a severed head from the lumpy packaging.

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  5. * bellamoden says:

    Oh YUM!

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  6. * kmkat says:

    Mmmm. We used to buy gallons of really fresh-squeezed orange juice every year when we visited my inlaws in Florida for the holidays. Put the *fresh-squeezed* stuff at home to shame.

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  7. What a terrific surprise! : )

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  8. * Lisa says:

    What an excellent gift! And yum.

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  9. * Annie says:

    “Citrus-colored crayons” Funny! Yum, they look good!

    Posted 9 years, 11 months ago
  10. * del says:

    Oh, that fruit looks delicious! Enjoy!

    Posted 9 years, 10 months ago
  11. you lucky duck!!

    Posted 9 years, 10 months ago


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